Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
