Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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