haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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