I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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