If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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