no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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