she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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