how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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