Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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