office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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