I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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