no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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