I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my liver is dry heaving
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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