Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
