I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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