So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
That accounts for only three of the penises
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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