So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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