I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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