Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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