My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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