News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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