Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
