You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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