so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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