More tranny stories later!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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