Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize