Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
They are going to name an STD after you.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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