I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she smelled like a LAN party
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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