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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I will pee on everything he values.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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