you would pick up someone in the library
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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