In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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