Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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