Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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