I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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