office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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