i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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