i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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