Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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