you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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