Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
