just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
