Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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