so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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