So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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