just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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