oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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