idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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