oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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