I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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