I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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