So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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