uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You pole danced in your parka.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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