census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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